Here's a longer "About me" statement that showcases your funny side:
"Hi, I'm Yomi, the guy who's been accused of being funny (but only by my mom). When I'm not busy making dad jokes or binge-watching cat videos, you can find me trying to adult (but let's be real, I'm probably just playing video games or eating Cheetos). I'm a master of procrastination, a lord of laughter, and an emperor of excuses. But despite all my flaws, I'm a good friend, a loyal companion, and a fierce advocate for the Oxford comma. So, if you need someone to make you laugh, or just need an excuse to avoid doing actual work, I'm your guy!"
