Feeling bored? Friends not replying to text/call? Are you look for a down ass bro to call homie? We’ll look no further, I’ll be your down ass bro! Wanna go fishing? Let’s go! Wanna day drink and do stupid shit? Let’s go! Bro-mancing bros since 88… No, not really but it sounds good. 

Ladies the above paragraph includes you, we can get our nails did and talk about hair or boys, love you.